The Silly Goose

Hey look! Its a goose!

Are you a silly goose? Yes you are a silly goose! You waddle and frolic in the sunshine puddles! You love to eat bread don’t you, you silly goose? All you ever do is eat bread and squawk and befriend children of all colors!

I love you, goose!

Woah, calm down, goose! Take a chill pill!

Let’s calm down and discuss this rationally, man to goose. I can see you’re upset, and I’m seeing a lot more of your disgusting goose tongue than I ever want to see again. Now that I’ve seen that, I can imagine what it would be like to make out with Satan.

Now take a deep breath and tell me what it is that you’re mad about.

Now you’re chasing me! Leave me alone, goose! I don’t deserve this goose grief!

You have suprised me with your nimble footspeed over this short distance, goose! I’m not getting any separation! That’s the last time I underestimate an angry goose!

I hate you, goose bastard!

Hey, goose! Leave that man alone! He worked hard today and he deserves a restful nap here on the grass in this park free of your nudging goosenags.

I am going to come back here tomorrow and shoot you, goose. I’m going to blast your goose face away. I have soured on you.

I hope you get fondled by a hobo tonight, goose. You’ve got it coming.

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8 Responses to The Silly Goose

  1. john says:

    Your blog content is spiraling steadily downward, which is just how I like it.

  2. Goose says:

    Bite your head off man!

  3. tim hopps says:

    The goose was cute until it opened its mouth. Not unlike some humans.

  4. Gordy O. says:

    A goose is a goose of course of course.

  5. tim hopps says:

    What do you get when you goose a ghost?

    A handful of sheet.

  6. tim hopps says:

    R.I.P., Peter Welle. A week-old post still sitting on here rotting like an onion in the back of the vegetable bin is proof that he’s gone. We, your fans, will miss you!

  7. kittywarrior says:

    your not REALY going to kill the goose, right?

  8. joe B says:

    OMG I totally love these silly goose pics

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