PSSSST!
Come over here, ’cause we got a message for you!
That’s right. You are ugly.
Listen up, we should know ugly. After all, we’re a cow and a pig. You ever seen either of us eating from up close? Trust us, we know ugly when we see it, and you are ugly.
Even the fact that we’re simplified childrens drawings isn’t enough to mask the sheer misanthropy of the insult we just sent your way. Check out the look at the pig’s face. It’s called sheer disgust. Seriously, friend, have you showered lately? Your greasy hair and swollen neck-zits suggest you’ve been neglecting your grooming in favor of more quality time with the dumpster behind the Hostess bakery.
So take it from us, a pair of filth-encrusted barnyard animals, you are ugly. You should go away from everybody for a while to regroup and take a bleach-soaked rag to your armpits and crotch. It would do the world a favor. Better yet, ask Farmer Troy if you can borrow his shotgun. He uses it to put animals out of their misery. I bet it would fit pretty good in your mouth.
Seriously. Kill yourself.
Hope you enjoyed your visit to my blog today, folks!
Mankind is so beautiful.
I did enjoy my visit! I feel refreshed, renewed, and damned ugly!
You realize that if some mixed-up teen really does off himself because of your blog, you will be labeled the new Marilyn Manson.
Appropriately so, I might add. It’d be an honor to be mentioned in the same breath as Maralyn Manson.
These animals are penned into a beach straight out of an 8-bit role playing game.
This website is the most f**ked up i have ever seen…. i love it!
This was the push I needed for the courage to do what must be done. Related, I probably won’t be available for the next RockTV shoot.
Don’t worry, Thom. You had a good run.