Great news, everybody! ’90210′ star Ian Ziering is engaged!
Even better news! Ian Ziering is alive!
Our old rapscallious friend Steve Sanders is finally tying the knot after years of being recognized as a vaguely familiar wisp of our collective memories! Way to go, Ian!
You might have recognized an bronzed, hairplugged brute claiming to be Ian Ziering in a recent season of Dancing With the Stars, but I remain skeptical. How could Ian Ziering have more hair and whiter teeth today than he did when he started portraying the salacious Steve at the tender young age of 35?
Do you remember the episode when Steve was jocular and flashed a winning smile? That was probably my favorite.
Anyway, good work, Ian Ziering. Someday, when your bride has come of age, you’ll have to sit her down and show her a few episodes of 90210, and tell her about the 1990s. Then you could lean in and tenderly kiss her, all while Jason Priestly watches from the closed-circut camera feed you had installed for him.
Cheers!
Wow! Congratulations Ian! I hope your 2nd marriage goes better than the first! Also, don’t forget to have your phone at the ceremony so you can change your FB status in real time! Mazel tov!
guess I’ll be taking his picture out of my hope chest now
Great post!
Yesterday’s news. Where’s the $#@%&*# Super Bowl wrapup post!?!