Monthly Archives: May 2010

Japanese Onion Slam

Okay everybody, it’s time to eat this! It’s a Japanese paste-wich! Now featuring real onion flavor! Japanese onion bread loaf has the tasty paste you crave! Slam it in your face and feel the onion rush! With the flavor of … Continue reading

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On Mint

Before you leave me, you should know that I’m a nut for things that are mint-flavored. As you are no doubt unaware, mint is otherwise known around these parts as “what God’s tongue tastes like.” I take my hat off … Continue reading

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Burrito Meanderings

Good news, everybody! Oliver is now a man. A fully grown, Chipotle burrito man. It all happened so fast. It was literally just yesterday that he was unable to sit up on his own power, and now he’s drowning himself … Continue reading

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Sinatra! The Song is You by Will Friedwald

This Mother’s Day, I locked myself in the bathroom and finished reading Will Friedwald’s authoritative Sinatra! The Song Is You: A Singer’s Art. The book provides a comprehensive analysis of Sinatra’s dauntingly large catalogue, and an essential insight into the … Continue reading

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Rock TV: Unite Conference Promo

Avert your gaze, a new Rock TV is here! (sort of…) This isn’t technically a Rock TV – it’s a promotional video for our church put together by the Rock TV team. The project was a bit of a challenge … Continue reading

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An Peculiar World Language Worksheet

Hello children. It’s me, the sexualized Muppet Baby-version of Miss Piggy. Somebody has written the names of my body parts all over me, and I cannot get up until someone completes this child’s worksheet. Oh, won’t somebody please help me? … Continue reading

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