Burrito Meanderings

Good news, everybody! Oliver is now a man.

A fully grown, Chipotle burrito man.

It all happened so fast. It was literally just yesterday that he was unable to sit up on his own power, and now he’s drowning himself in a fat wad of rice, pico de gallo, and seasoned meat like an a hyena ripping apart a common housecat.

Cherish the days with your young children, my faithful readers. Before you know it, they’re eating enormous burritos and taking online courses to become veterinary technicians.

The world is moving too fast for me. Guards, remove these readers from my presence! I wish to retire to my sun porch and be fanned by one of my faithful domestic servants.

I’m so hot! Guards, come over here and unsnap my shirt!

I, Chester Alan Arthur, have spoken!

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5 Responses to Burrito Meanderings

  1. john says:

    I know this wasn’t supposed to be the focal point, but I can’t stop thinking about the popping noise that unsnapping your shirt snaps would make.

  2. Allen Shaver says:

    It appears that Oliver has also learned how to betray his home state!!! Kellogg’s T-Shirt!?!?!?! Honestly, what’s next? A Green Bay Packers Jersey? Singing “On Wisconsin”…or perhaps “Hail to the Victors” would be more a Kellogg man’s style?

  3. peter says:

    In his defense, while it is a Kellogg’s shirt, it was for Cocoa Krispies – the finest breakfast cereal in Christendom.

  4. Allen Shaver says:

    Cocoa Krispies? I’m a Reese’s Peanut Butter Puff man myself, and if you force me to pick a non-General Mills Cereal, It’s a toss up between Fruity and Chocolate Pebbles.

  5. Troy says:

    Huh. I did a Search for the JLP (Jamaican Labour Party) and here I am. Do note, I have been checking in here for a few years before this. I don’t know what this all means. Carry on.

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