Quiet everybody, I have an announcement to make!
I like pizza!
It is hot and thick and delicious and I have loved it since November, 2006!
Shhhh! I have a second annoucement to make!
Bridgette and I are going to have another baby!
Babies are magical creatures who fart applesauce. They communicate wordlessly though animalistic squawks and by staring at light fixtures. They fill our days with wide-eyed wonder and our nights with quiet desparation. My wife and I are excited about welcoming such a being into our home, as Oliver is now nearly ready to begin a lifetime of work in the coal mines.
This is indeed a special time for our family. My sincere and simple wish for our new child is that he or she be born healthy and clutching a fistful of hundred dollar bills.