Fatherhood 2: The Bogus Journey

Quiet everybody, I have an announcement to make!

I like pizza!

Yummy pizzaflesh.

It is hot and thick and delicious and I have loved it since November, 2006!

Shhhh! I have a second annoucement to make!

Bridgette and I are going to have another baby!

Babies are magical creatures who fart applesauce. They communicate wordlessly though animalistic squawks and by staring at light fixtures. They fill our days with wide-eyed wonder and our nights with quiet desparation. My wife and I are excited about welcoming such a being into our home, as Oliver is now nearly ready to begin a lifetime of work in the coal mines.

This is indeed a special time for our family. My sincere and simple wish for our new child is that he or she be born healthy and clutching a fistful of hundred dollar bills.

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3 Responses to Fatherhood 2: The Bogus Journey

  1. John says:

    You may wish for a dollar-birth, but legend has it Brian was born amidst a sea of Sega Master Systems. It set the tone for his life.

  2. Tim Hopps says:

    YAY!! That is awesome news… I like pizza too!!!

  3. StaceyL says:

    Congrats on the new one!

    Our kid came 2 hours after the new year began, so you might say that he came out lighting hundred dollar bills on fire. We just did taxes, and I was mighty sad to miss out on that $3500.

    Also, thank you for “Babies are magical creatures who fart applesauce.” Too funny and painfully true.

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