Monthly Archives: May 2011

A Broken Man, a Beautiful Boy, and a Dirty Seatbelt

Howdy friends and prospective employers, here’s a picture of me: Look at me. My face is caught in some remote grimace, with the tensions of the day and this particular McDonalds drivethrough evident in my flat, strained expression. Meanwhile my … Continue reading

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Fun With Google Image Search, part 3

It’s time to have more fun with Google image search! Here’s what I found when I searched “Unicorn Fondle“: Look at that sick little freak. All he ever wants to do is fondle unicorns and experience the low depravity of … Continue reading

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Big Apple Teens & Me

I recently agreed to chaperone some of my graduating students to Manhattan this June for their senior trip, a tradition at my school. Here’s the situation: 25 teenagers, flush with academic success and the finality of high school, pockets engorged … Continue reading

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