Monthly Archives: July 2012

Gone Tweetin’

Out of sheer laziness I recently decided to start a Twitter account (@PeterWelle). For eight and a half years, I’ve been trying to write funny posts on this blog, and while I intend to continue, it doesn’t always come easy … Continue reading

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Two Cat Fantasy

Do you know what the best part is about having two cats? No, it’s not all the extra feces another cat produces, nor is it the pattern of one cat peeing on the floor when they decide they don’t like … Continue reading

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A Reasonable Birthday Update

Hey gang! Today is my 34th birthday, a good occasion to take stock of things in a clinical, dispassionate manner. As I usually do on this blog, I will now set aside all hyperbole to communicate as accurately and reasonably … Continue reading

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Lunchtime Friendliness

Yesterday I got together for lunch with an old friend I hadn’t seen for five years. Our time together was beautiful, like bacon grease flowing down the Rocky Mountains. Though the years may have thickened our midsections and shriveled our … Continue reading

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