Bear Love
The John Larroquette project will be going on a short hiatus over the Christmas holiday, as I will be travelling to visit my family. My family lives without internet access in the black Austro-Hungarian forests with a band of cave-dwelling gypsies and magyars, and I will have to adapt to their dark mysticisms and centuries-old superstitions that forbid blogging or any blog titles that reference Emmy-winning actors from the mid-80’s. If my clan were to find out about the John Larroquette Project, it would surely tear them apart and I would be banished to the cold Hessian seaports or a Bavarian hut-village.
To keep you happy during this weeklong break, I would like to share this with you:
My favorite Onion article of all time.
It is so brutally and inappropriately hilarious that I might even categorize it as sublime.
Happy holidays!
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December 19th, 2003 at 10:02 am
Wow. That was well and truly disturbing. A full quart?
Have fun at home, and realize that your family will find your log … eventually.
December 19th, 2003 at 11:56 am
I hate that onion article! It is soooo nasty.
December 19th, 2003 at 11:57 am
Nice Picture! You do kinda have long arms, bear like long arms…,and the article….,creepy, I’m staying away from you and your arms. I can’t bear the thought of what may happen.
December 19th, 2003 at 12:03 pm
Mike, I know you struggle with bear lust. Don’t deny your desires.
December 19th, 2003 at 12:06 pm
Yeah, that photo rocks … I started to crop it, but to make Peter not seem so tall was stupid. Then, it seemed cooler to have him looking away from his own words.
December 22nd, 2003 at 6:19 pm
Sweet mother of mercy.