Porksalter
A few months ago I downloaded AIM onto my computer in a futile attempt to help make my boring days at work somewhat more bearable. Before AIM, I would spend my free time at work obsessively cleaning my glasses and keeping up on fingernail maintenence. Now I get to spend those hours chatting with some of my friends. I’ve made some new friends - Geof, Rhonda, Sarah, Dave, and Michaela; I sometimes chat with my high school friends Dane and Erik; and sometimes I’ll even chat with my brother Patrick.
Over time I learned all the little acronyms and AIM-isms like “lol” and “brb”, and I even learned the difference between “haha” and “hehe”. However, sometimes those aren’t enough. In the spirit of making my AIM chats more efficient, I am introducing some new acronyms that can be used:
IYFP: I yearn for pudding
IAOTD: I am off to defecate
TIASAMD: There is a squid at my door
BSHJBATNPFC: Bob Saget has just been awarded the Nobel Prize for Chemistry
IACS: I am currently squatting
TPNMS: This pork needs more salt
ISWTFAM: I someday wish to father a mule
These new acronyms will improve the speed and efficiency of chats, while still allowing us to touch on such universal topics as unspiced pork and land-moving squid. Any other suggestions?
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February 20th, 2004 at 10:17 am
IYATTHMOIMTIRLYNH: If you are talking to her more on IM then in real life you need help.
February 20th, 2004 at 10:28 am
Is salt considered a spice???
February 20th, 2004 at 10:30 am
ISCAS?
February 20th, 2004 at 10:38 am
BSHJBATNPFC: Bob Saget has just been awarded the Nobel Prize for Chemistry.
Oh Whoops You already got that one. Hehe, I see you get tired of typing that one yourself. I feel your pain brother. (now if only I could make Bob Saget feel that pain…)
February 20th, 2004 at 10:42 am
DBASAD- Don’t be a smart-ass, Doug.
Scotty - great minds think alike.
February 20th, 2004 at 11:19 am
IICDLDIW: If I could date Lloyd Dobler I would.
All women get really tired of typing that one. Please add it.
February 20th, 2004 at 1:23 pm
Hello Maren,
I myself find Lloyd to just be irresistable as well. Here’s one of my favorite “I Love Lloyd Dobbler” Sites. Enjoy. Perhaps you could add your own comments there.
http://www.bshigley.com/lloyd.htm
February 20th, 2004 at 3:02 pm
YGABH!—You’ve got a big head!
February 20th, 2004 at 4:00 pm
Thanks for the link, Scotty. I do love Lloyd, but
unfortunately, I do not love him THAT much. Sorry, pal.
ILLBNTM (I love Lloyd, but not THAT much)
February 20th, 2004 at 4:02 pm
Can Rachel Wells and I start a blog where the only
entries are acronyms? We’d like for the title to be
an acronym as well: ABDTMHI (A blog devoted to
melonchologically heightened individuals).
February 20th, 2004 at 4:11 pm
TBWBAJTRIS. CRAMSIOBWBAD.
That blog would be a joy to read, I’m sure. Combining Rachel and Maren’s strangeness into one blog would be a delight.
February 20th, 2004 at 10:09 pm
IJHTPLMBR: I’m Just Happy That Peter Listed Me Before Rhonda.
February 21st, 2004 at 9:57 am
Holy crap. I just peed my pants.
Um, HCIJPMP!!!
(where do you come up with this stuff, Peter?)