Bib?
Our old friend Tran Van Hay of Vietnam recently got the chance to show off his record-breaking hair. Mr. Hay hasn’t cut his hair for 31 years, and it currently measures in at over 20 feet long.
That’s just about the most disgusting thing I’ve seen in my entire life.
What makes a man decide to not cut his hair for three decades? Curiosity? An elaborate dare? A mental handicap? My guess is that all three played a sizable role in this nonsense. And would it kill him to pick up some Pert Plus on the way home?
The more I look at this man, the more he reminded me of somebody. Somebody from the past. Somebody well worth emulating…
He stole his look from Bib Fortuna, emissary for Jabba the Hutt
I now know his secret. Tran Van Hay didn’t fool everybody. He is no Jedi.
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June 23rd, 2004 at 8:33 am
“Two larks and a wren and 1 billion lice all make their nest in my hair…”
June 23rd, 2004 at 8:39 am
He actually died 3 years ago. The hair is just using his body as a way to get around now.
June 23rd, 2004 at 8:52 am
i seriously didn’t think that was hair. i won’t tell you what i thought it was, but ewww!
June 23rd, 2004 at 9:28 am
that is, like, one giant dread. cool.
June 23rd, 2004 at 10:37 am
Dammit, you didn’t give me a lead for taun taun jokes.
June 23rd, 2004 at 12:09 pm
I used to have nightmares about Bib. Thanks for rehashing those, Peter.
June 23rd, 2004 at 12:17 pm
That thing looks like it would be great for cleaning toilets.