I have a delightful treat for all of you on this fine winter’s morn.

Jeff Boyardee (co-author of Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend) is a friend and songwriting partner of mine, and yesterday he played me one of the most curiously bizarre songs I’d ever heard. This song must be heard by all, and so today I present it for you. I will warn you that there is a bit of “blue” language toward the end, but there is still plenty of delight to be had.

Jeff Boyardee’s summary of the song: This is a song about a guy who is trying to write a highfalutin poetic song but can’t get over the fact that his girlfriend broke up with him, so that fact keeps creeping into the song.

Here it is: The Rook