Shield Your Children
Today’s entry was written by my brother. I’ve had a difficult week for some health-related reasons, and Patrick was nice enough to contribute this hilarious little nugget…
MOSS TO WORLD: “I AM THE ANTICHRISTâ€
Randy Moss is evil and he intends to harm all of us. Any reasonable journalist can agree on this much. But Moss has gone one step further to tell the world that he is much more than just your run-of-the-mill black-hearted, baby-punching, Satan-loving Hitler. Randy Moss is actually the Antichrist, come to destroy the world and end all happiness. At Lambeau Field following a touchdown reception, Moss made a gesture pretending to moon the fun-loving football fanatics, who had been quietly and respectfully seated watching the match. His “fake moonâ€, if that’s what you want to call it, was a clear challenge to God’s authority on Earth. Randy Moss ought to be hanged and then shot before he destroys our peaceful nation, our fair world, or the otherwise always gentlemanly National Football League. His malicious antics ought to be the center of the national media’s attention for years to come, because he is singularly the greatest threat to our way of life.
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January 13th, 2005 at 12:10 pm
I’m confused… this doesn’t seem that bad
January 13th, 2005 at 12:10 pm
Esp since I am “fake mooning” you all even as I type
January 13th, 2005 at 12:23 pm
I suspected but was never quite sure. Thanks for confirming the beginning of the apocalypse. Tsunamis, mudslides, death, desruction, mayhem…..and Randy Moss. Now i can load that rifle i keep under my pillow.
January 13th, 2005 at 2:40 pm
oh, and i thought he was just an nba player in disguise… i’m so naive!
get better soon, peter!
January 14th, 2005 at 2:30 am
Reporter: “Write the check yet, Randy?”
Moss: “When you’re rich you don’t write checks.”
Reporter: “If you don’t write checks, how do you pay these guys?”
Moss: “Straight cash, homey.”
Reporter: “Randy, are you upset about the fine?”
Moss: “No, cause it ain’t [expletive]. Ain’t nothing but 10 grand. What’s 10 grand to me? Ain’t [expletive] … Next time I might shake my [expletive].”
January 14th, 2005 at 4:02 pm
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October 14th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
who ever wrote this about moss should get shot just ass well then moss is the best and you know it and your jelous