A Little Evil Before Breakfast
A friend of mine sent me something this morning. Something so horrible, so evil, so hateful that I had to laugh. It seemed to be a pictoral manifestation of some cruel idea born from the forbidden depths of the John Larroquette Project.
I will now share it with you, but with the warning that what you are about to see is a terrible, sick joke that makes me deeply laugh when I consider the depravity that concieved it in the first place. If you are offended, then you should know better than to visit my website.
Ready?
Here you are, my friends.
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February 3rd, 2005 at 12:38 pm
That is one of the most horrible things I have ever seen.
So, why can I not keep from laughing at it?
February 3rd, 2005 at 12:39 pm
That’s possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
February 3rd, 2005 at 12:40 pm
That’s awesome!
February 3rd, 2005 at 12:54 pm
:cries and locks herself in her room:
February 3rd, 2005 at 12:56 pm
Man, I have absolutely no regrets about posting this, even though it’s borderline satanic.
Should that bother me?
February 3rd, 2005 at 1:04 pm
ha.. that is funny..
February 3rd, 2005 at 2:09 pm
HA! Amazing! That was histerical!!
February 3rd, 2005 at 2:28 pm
I would laugh SO hard if I saw that on the road.
February 3rd, 2005 at 3:05 pm
I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it. Here’s to dead cats and the people who mock them!
February 3rd, 2005 at 3:10 pm
Do you think the cat has had all it’s shots? I’ve been looking for a very low maintenance pet. ;o)
February 3rd, 2005 at 3:52 pm
The perfect way to get back at your ex-girlfriend. Incidentally, somewhere, some woman’s Freak-o-meter score went down a tick…
February 3rd, 2005 at 6:57 pm
I laughed and laughed. Then I cried. Then I laughed some more. Then I went to get some coffee, came back and laughed again.
February 4th, 2005 at 12:30 am
Has it been spayed/neutered? I wouldn’t want a whole litter running around here, but it wouldn’t really be “free” if I have to pay vet bills, would it?
February 4th, 2005 at 8:46 am
Simply hilarious. If you won’t feel bad about posting it, I won’t feel bad about laughing myself dizzy.
February 4th, 2005 at 1:27 pm
I sent that picture to all my friends. I’ve had a few requests for the cat. If I could, I would take it myself… I’m all about the low-maintenance pet as Sarah mentioned.
February 4th, 2005 at 2:15 pm
Low maintenance? You, my friends, hav never had to scour death stench out of the drapes…
February 4th, 2005 at 2:39 pm
I like death stench in the drapes. It keeps me in mind of my own mortality. I can only hope that when I die, someone will post a sign reading “FREE HUMAN” thereby completing the circle of life as I can bring the same joy to people in death as this cat will undoubtedly bring me.
February 4th, 2005 at 4:07 pm
Sarah - that’s totally awesome. If I’m there when you die, I will for sure post a “FREE HUMAN” sign for you. Promise. I can only hope that someone will do the same for me!
February 5th, 2005 at 9:49 am
Christan….you’re the best!
February 8th, 2005 at 7:21 pm
that is so mean ohh my gosh im gonna cry ahhhhhhh!!!!
February 12th, 2005 at 2:47 am
hey.. that’s my cat!