My Wacky Mailbox!
I just went and got the mail. I got two bills and some junk mail! Bridgette got a letter too.
Does that make any of you laugh? Is this a funny post so far? I’ll be honest, I really don’t have any idea what’s funny and what isn’t anymore. I thought I had somewhere to go with this whole “getting the mail” idea, but I guess I was wrong. I probably should have gone with my original concept of vividly describing the act of clubbing a horse to death with a brick.
Perhaps it’s time to give up on this whole comedic blog thing and try something else. I suppose I could run with my original idea of using this website to publicly chart how much water I’m drinking each day. That way other people would know.
I could also shift the John Larroquette Project into the realm of politics. I have important opinions that I think others should read. For instance, I don’t like this Jack Abramoff character one bit! All this corruption in the Beltway makes me sick. Somebody should do something to fix the problems. I also oppose gun violence in schools.
Or maybe I should have written about much wheelchairs bother me…
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January 27th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Interestingly, I oppose gun violence in schools, but not in post offices.
I think you should shift to the realm of Hate Politics. The target? Everyone. Hate them all, bitterness fuels the soul afterall.
January 27th, 2006 at 8:32 am
Oh, and that would be different how?
January 27th, 2006 at 10:02 am
Point Taken. In retrospect, I think the new focus of the blog should be butterflies.
January 27th, 2006 at 10:27 am
If Peter doesnt tell me what is funny how will I know?
January 27th, 2006 at 11:56 am
You got three letters? Actually, that’s quite a few letters. But then, you have friends, and I don’t.
January 27th, 2006 at 2:07 pm
Who’s this Abramoff fellow again? j/k
I always thought our wonderful democracy was run by semi-trained chimpanzees, and have yet to encounter irrefutable evidence to the contrary.
January 27th, 2006 at 4:01 pm
i think sarah is onto something….turn the focus to chimps and other large animals that can be mistaken for humans.
there’s a reason chimps are able to co-star with such famous actors as matt leblanc and jason alexander. they’re funny!
January 29th, 2006 at 2:59 am
Peter,
I read through your project on Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend. You left out a key characteristic of Jeremy’s aging process that you and Niles and I created one day. He doesn’t appear to age until he is 40, whereupon he leaves home and enters an ice cave, where he spins a cocoon and gestates into an older version of himself, resembling Richard Gere. He repeats this process later in life and emerges looking more like Sean Connery. Also, I remember that he didn’t actually do the charcoal drawings of his girlfriend himself. He trained a hawk to do them for him.
January 29th, 2006 at 4:50 pm
Ah YES! Very good…
Thanks for the reminder.