More Cartoon Suggestions
So apparently there’s been some hubub about a couple cartoons…
Both Kevin and Adam have already done some fine satirical work on the matter, so I don’t really feel there’s anywhere new I can go with the issue. Having said that, I have written a letter to several Danish newspapers suggesting a few other cartoon ideas that might raise the ire of various irritable types:
-A drawing of a crucified Marmaduke.
-A suicide bomber has arrived in heaven, but he is flummoxed when he finds out that he will not be tended to by a team of virgins, but rather by Little Jeffy from Family Circus!
-Malcom X driving Dale Earnhardt’s #3 car to victory.
-A Jesus-fish being dipped in tartar sauce.
-A depiction of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad molesting Fred Basset (the cartoon dog) at gunpoint in a Nazi concentration camp.
-The pirated version of Calvin peeing on Che Guevara, outlined in the Chevy logo.
-A comic strip where Cathy, frustrated by her love life, becomes al-Qaeda’s #2 operative.
Any other suggestions?
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-A Jesus-fish being dipped in tartar sauce.
I picture the person doing the dipping as Leroy…cuz you know him…he’ll eat anything.
I think B.C. already did the crucified cartoon character bit…or was it Crankshaft? I always get those two confused.
How about Boondocks, the main little kid awakes from a dream to discover he is actually a white kid?
How about a huge women’s rights advocate (I can’t think of any names right now) having to tend men in heaven.
Dood, that is funny. I am totally liking the Jesus in Tartur Sauce idea.
Garfield
Garfield dresses Nermal in an adorable Birka, throws acid in her face, consumes lasagna.
Peanuts
Snoopy trains his little Woodstocks to fire bomb a black church in South Carolina. Then he writes “Dear diary…”
Blondie
Dagwood eats a gigantic ham sandwich. Says “take the Judaism”
Mary Worth
An Al Qaeda operative is seen lunching at a local diner. The waiter informs him that he owes $7.42. That is all.
Doonesbury
Middle aged men sip coffee. One lifts the news paper, which reads “* bans civil rights”. The other man says he’s going to Canada. The first guy says something witty about elk. Liberals smile smugly.
Zippy the Pinhead
A group of Jews and Muslims are dancing around a fire. Zippy says “well, some things are meant to be butterflies.” Everyone is confused.
Family Circus
Little Jeffy asks, innocently, “what’s a rape room?”
Boy is his father surprised!!!!!
garfield dressed as stalin standing over the bloody body of odie who “got too close”.
Linus asks Sally if she believes in Jesus. Sally says yes. He asks “why?” and shoots her in the head.
Family Circus
It’s one of those big long frames that takes up the whole page, and it shows the dotted line where Billy has walked through the neighborhood. The dotted line stops at 8 churches which are now on fire (with people on fire fleeing from them). At the end of the frame, Billy is asked by his mother, “Why did you burn down all those churches, Billy?” Billy says, “I learned it from you okay. I learned it from watching you.” Billy and his mother are Mormons.