Belial’s Bookmobile
I sure do have a lot of books!
Some of my books are about real people (Harry Truman), but some other ones aren’t. It’s all part of the variety of life! I read them when I have time or when I want to learn about things and stuff. I also read them in the bathroom. Generally, I open a book and start to read whenever the electricity goes out in my home.
I have books of all colors, shapes and sizes! Some are thick and complicated, others are just a few pages long and strewn with obscenities. Some of my books have colorful paintings of the Monitor vs. the Merrimac sea battle on the cover and others depict young people of all races smiling and laughing together. Those books are mostly just college brochures.
I also have several magazines.
One of my books is about Native Americans. What was up with those guys, with their semi-nomadic lifestyle and whatnot? What ever happened to them, anyway? I’ll just assume that their situation resolved itself in a satisfactory manner.
Well, that’s all for now! I’m going to go do drugs!
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examine those college brochures again, Peter. They depict young people of all races smiling and laughing together. Have you ever stopped to think they may be laughing at you? Something to think about.
Even the asians?
Especially the asians.
I only read books with lots and lots of colorful pictures. The less text, the better.
Peter, I know you’ll remember this, and your comment made me think of it.
“Do you think I would like Mayo?”
“I think you would love it.”
“Do you think it would love me?”
“Well, there are certainly plenty of other Asians there.”
I was born in America therefore consider myself Native American and perhaps moving every year constitutes a semi -nomadic lifestyle.
Did you mean Indians? I’m assuming feather as opposed to dot?
Chris, that’s a joke I’ve not remembered in a long time… A long time.
I suggest investing in board books. They last longer AND you can learn your ABC’s.
And Peter…seriously…write an effing book. I’d buy a copy (with the money I have left-over from selling used Scruples playing cards on the street).
Oh we Raff at Peter a’ da time!