My Milky Muse
Ever eaten a Milk Dud?
You should eat one sometime. They’re awesome. A small dollop of caramel covered in chocolate. You could probably buy them at a lot of stores. I bet they’re cheap.
I eat Milk Duds when I go to the movies. Sometimes they’re kinda tough, so your jaw gets a good workout, but I don’t mind because they taste so good.
My wife has already ruled out the name Milk Dud for one of our kids.
I’m not totally sure why they’re actually called Milk Duds. As far as I can tell, they’ve got nothing to do with milk. I checked the ingredients and found things like “tapioca dextrin” and “resinous glaze”, but no milk. Maybe the milk is implied in the name itself. It doesn’t bother me though, because I don’t even like milk. If there were some sort of milk-flavored candy, there’s virtually no chance that I’d like it. Unless they tasted like Milk Duds, that is. Those are awesome.
Ever seen a dog eat a Milk Dud? It’s really funny because they chew it for a long time. Also, the chocolate isn’t good for them, so they barf. That makes it funnier.
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I don’t know…much like Dots, they tend to act like a strong glue, bonding my upper and lower teeth to each other. Sure, my friends love it - I can’t talk, but after a few days, I start to hunger from lack of food.
MMMMMMMM……milk duds…..aarrrrgggghhhhhh (drool)
The milk is in the chocolate, dude. Any 1st grader would know this.
And you call yourself a teacher.
Remember that old lady at the theater that told us about how much she loved to eat Dots when she was a kid? Remember when we curbed her? I kind of feel bad about that sometimes.
I used to have a cat named Milk Dud. Her nickname was Satan. That’s why I don’t have her anymore.
I like Milk Duds AND Dots!
And my own feces.
“Do you have any Dots? D-O-T-S Dots? I used to enjoy them as a child - they were just delicious!”
That’s the one! Wow, she was excited about those Dots. Did we have Dots? I don’t think we did.
No, I have that old hag a box of Jujyfruit and sent her on her way.