A Sound Deduction
Well, it happened again. The fuel light on my car is on, and I’m almost out of gas. I feel completely helpless about the situation.
I guess after work I’ll have to head out to the parking lot, destroy my 2001 Toyota Camry with a sledgehammer, and set it on fire. Then I’ll take a taxi to the bank, apply for another loan, and buy a 2002 Toyota Camry in hopes that this won’t happen again with a newer model.
If George Bush had signed the Kyoto Protocol, this never would have happened to me.
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March 31st, 2006 at 10:38 am
I am still appalled that Bush won’t buy all of us cars that never run out of fuel. It’s a conspiracy by oil companies, who have George in their pocket, man.
March 31st, 2006 at 1:08 pm
next thing you know he’s going to send a hurricane to minnesota!
March 31st, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Scott, I don’t know if we have enough black people to make that a worthwhile endeavor for George Bush.
March 31st, 2006 at 8:54 pm
George Bush’s hate knows no bounds! Hurricane Sven approaches!
I have a small prototype of a car powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction.
April 1st, 2006 at 9:08 am
How’s that car working out for you Chris?
I think it’s more likely we’ll receive an earthquake, not a hurricane. Being the land of 10,000 lakes, too many people have boats and would probably enjoy Hurricane Sven.
April 2nd, 2006 at 11:52 am
Maybe he’ll send Canadians.