Wolf Out, Wolf Up, Wolf It
My sister Julia alerted me to this very important offer now available on craigslist:
The seller includes this note to go along with his wolftastic wares: It is of wolves, very nice, perfect condition. I also have a wolf touch lamp. These were a wedding gift that we just have no space for.
What do you people say we all go in on this one together? Who’s with me? We can each keep the sweet wolf touch lamp and oak-framed wolf loveliness for a week before passing it on to the next person. The way I figure it, we could each have our homes made significantly wolfier for up to 28 days out of the year.
I don’t know about you guys, but Bridgette and I are currently wolfless when it comes to our interior decorating. I don’t know if she’s noticed this, but I certainly have, and I spend upwards of 3 hours a day ruminating on that very fact. I’ll just say it - I’m a wolf nut. I like shirts and pillows with wolves on them. If you can’t accept that, then I hope that a wolf someday shows you its beauty before eating your intestines out of your belly.
Anyway, let me know how much you’re willing to contribute to the JLP Wolf Fund.
P.S. Do wolves fart?
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May 25th, 2006 at 11:01 am
I can only contribute my sympathy Peter.
May 25th, 2006 at 12:06 pm
my car has a wolf howling on the hood. i think i have enough wolf in my life. but that touch lamp looks amazing!
May 26th, 2006 at 9:06 am
I must have the wolf touch lamp every day of the year, or I’ll have none of it at all. Wolves (and unicorns) must dominate my wardrobe, my walls, my car upholstery, my pantry, my love life, and my (future) daughter’s love life.
BTW, if I drew a picture of several unicorns, would you be able to spot the false unicorn?
May 26th, 2006 at 11:11 am
HOLY CRAP! I forgot about the false unicorn! Was that in high school or college? I can’t remember…
(long story short - a dude held me up a hand-drawn picture of 5 unicorns and asked me if I could spot the “false unicorn”.)
May 29th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
No, it wasn’t a dude, it was Jenny Silvernail. You only remember it as a dude because…it was Jenny Silvernail.
May 31st, 2006 at 10:57 am
You know…yesterday I had a dream involving both wolves and Bull from Night Court.
After some careful consideration, I wonder if your blog is to blame…I mean, what are the odds, right? Will you sue me for copyright infringement if I change the name of my blog to the Richard Moll Project?