Miscellanious Sandwich
I just threw away what remained of the filthiest, most revolting sandwich I’ve ever tasted in my life.
Between engagements, I stopped at a convenient nearby Subway and picked up a 6″ chicken parmesan sandwhich. I must have rubbed the lady the wrong way because she proceded to fix me up something that tasted like a hobo’s crotch.
What the hell did I do to anybody to deserve this? This thing was just unspeakably awful. Like a drunken sorority girl had barfed up a salmon dinner and then placed it between two slices of monterey cheddar bread before returning to the bar with her friends for more fruity drinks.
Anyway, long story short, I ended up getting bitten a few times by a rattlesnake and now I’m in the hospital.
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June 28th, 2006 at 10:00 am
Dude, you gotta go meatball at subway.
June 28th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Meatball subs are always a mistake. They are the most unsatisfying, disgusting sandwiches ever. I would rather eat a Big Mac.
June 28th, 2006 at 11:24 am
A Big Mac with meatballs?
June 28th, 2006 at 11:53 am
sweet onion chicken teryaki. bar none.
June 28th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I’m with Scott on this one- though the new Tuscan chicken is also quite good.
June 28th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Meatball sandwiches are the worst. They are like licking an inside-out rat.
June 29th, 2006 at 11:38 am
sarah,
i tried the tuscan chicken on jon lovitz’s recommendation. i found it to be a bit unsatisfying.