How many grapes do you think exist in the universe?

200? A billion? 35,000?

I don’t know the answer either, but I have a feeling that there are a ton of them. I eat them a lot!

I tried looking it up on Google, but I couldn’t find him. I have to admit, I don’t even know who this Google is or what he looks like. I’m not the guy for technical details!

I met the internet one time, but he robbed me at gunpoint and hit me on my left temple with the butt of his internet-gun. The police yelled at me when I told them about it.

I like pudding even more than grapes! Can we have pudding?

This has been an entry by Jonathan, a dim, but good-spirited individual who does not understand many important concepts.