Homelor, the House-Beast
So apparently on September 15th, Bridgette and I have to move to this place.
I’m not clear on all the details, but it seems that we now own it. I have to admit - I have no idea what the hell is going on. Somehow we’ve agreed to an exchange of monies, according to my wife, and now we’re on the hook.
I wish I hadn’t been so drunk this week.
Here are several other photographic images, captured on a camera obscura.
More good news - the selling Realtor assured me that there was ancient treasure buried on the premises that would make us rich. We felt that this alone was worth an additional $25,000. Let us know if you want to come over and help dig.
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Congratualtions- I guess. Now you’ll have to deal with gnome infestations as well as a mortgage.
so are we going to be neighbors or what? if so,
let us know so we can get ready to heckle you.
we specialize in heckling.
ps…CONGRATS!
Actually, you didn’t get the house, you just seemed like you were having a bad day and needed to be cheered up, so I told you that you got it.
I actually didn’t submit the offer, it just didn’t feel right.
Do you get to keep the papasan?
DAMN IT! What the heck am I going to do with 10,000,000 cubic inches of bamboo and packable mud for the house we were going to build you? It was going to be a surprise and now you’ve ruined it! Thanks man.
Home ownership is fun and a great tax write off! Good for you guys! I can’t wait to see your exquisite interior decorating skills bragged about here on your blog peter- maybe you could up some pictures of Karl for old times sake.
If you guys are getting that house for MLS list price that is great- Yahoo for a buyers market. Sweet little house- and interesting paint colors…
you know, as a fellow homeowner, i want to pass along, jumping off your own roof is not a crime.
oh, and congrats. looks like a great house. i dig the tree in the front yard. and is that a garage in the back for you to record your solo album?