Dr. Peter’s Science-ish Studies
Here is a summary of my most recent findings:
If a pint-sized plastic bottle of chocolate milk is emptied, re-covered, and then placed in a hot car for 18 hours, many wonderful things will result from it. Most interestingly, if the cover is later removed and a person takes a deep sniff out of the bottle, that person will immediately become nauseous and wish to vomit repeatedly. Preliminary results indicate that this is awesome.
Further studies will investigate whether this same technique could induce similarly vomiting in stray dogs found in the area. These studies are awaiting million-dollar grants from the United States government.
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August 24th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
I’ve got a book that will show you how to get these grant and how to take advantage of all those other programs to get you free government money!!!!
August 24th, 2006 at 9:37 pm
Unfortunately, Thom, I lit that book of yours on fire. I also lit Matthew Lesko on fire. I have a problem.
August 25th, 2006 at 7:39 am
Matthew esko had the misfortune of being born with Kindling for bones. But he goes up nicely, does he not?
August 25th, 2006 at 8:59 am
Indeed, he burned gloriously. In the light of his glowing body, I was able to get money to open up a coffee shop and get a PhD.