Snuggle’s Issues
You are so friendly!
I have been watching you lately. You are kind to children and puppies, and you have joyful eyes. You call people by name and your smile brightens the heavens! You are a sincere person with kind intentions for all.
And I love you.
I want to cuddle deep into you and be held in your arms! I want you to make me feel safe and secure by comforting and protecting me from life’s troubles.
I’ll admit that I’ve had my fair share of infatuations before. And I’ll further admit that most of them have gone unrequited. Currently there are restraining orders out for me in 14 counties. But none of those people was quite like you. None of them had a laugh that sparkles like yours, and none of them was a sweetheart like you. You are as cute as a fluffy pillow!
Do you like me?
Why not?
What?
You know what, you make me sick. You’re a fat, pathetic donkey of a person.
You’d better watch your back. I have a knife. I’m going to stab your spine someday when you least expect it.
I loathe you.
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This brings back memories…
Just like back on the farm?
You wife is a hell of a woman. That’s all I am saying.
Please, Peter…those memories cut like a knife. I miss the farm…
Did you hijack this from Mark Foley?
I was made aware of the Snuggle Bear’s advances 5 years ago and alerted House leadership at that time.
wait, if the snuggle bear affects you in this way….what about mr clean?
Scott…. NOOOOOO. You are digging up a past that Pabst Blue Ribbon has worked so hard to bury.
I have stolen the affections of your latest infatuation! I want you cursing my name as you blubber uncontrolably in your wife’s arms for a bear you can never have.
I also like Swedish Fish.
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