11/2/2006

Geez!

Filed under: — peter @ 9:46 am

I do not like people who drive too slow!

I also do not like people who drive too fast. Both types make our roads dangerous.

I do not like people who make dangerous lane switches without looking!

I also do not like people who never change lanes. They are annoying.

I do not like people who talk on their cell phones while driving!

I also do not like people who look at me when I’m passing them. It bothers me.

Let’s go to Dairy Queen!

This has been a post by Brett, a mentally handicapped man who has illegally procured a Minnesota state drivers license.

5 Responses to “Geez!”

  1. Chris says:

    Brett is my main man, right Brett? High five! All right! Drive that SUV however you like, you glorious baboon!

  2. Brett says:

    Main man!

  3. MJ says:

    Atleast he gets to park close.

  4. Sarah says:

    Brett,
    I just keyed your car. It now means we’re the best of friends.

  5. peter says:

    Best friends!

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