Geez!
I do not like people who drive too slow!
I also do not like people who drive too fast. Both types make our roads dangerous.
I do not like people who make dangerous lane switches without looking!
I also do not like people who never change lanes. They are annoying.
I do not like people who talk on their cell phones while driving!
I also do not like people who look at me when I’m passing them. It bothers me.
Let’s go to Dairy Queen!
This has been a post by Brett, a mentally handicapped man who has illegally procured a Minnesota state drivers license.

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Brett is my main man, right Brett? High five! All right! Drive that SUV however you like, you glorious baboon!
Main man!
Atleast he gets to park close.
Brett,
I just keyed your car. It now means we’re the best of friends.
Best friends!