Hey Mister!
I like alfredo sauce. It is creamy and delicious! Take me to Olive Garden!
Your watch is shiny! Can you see yourself in the reflection? What time is it?
My pants are brown. They are not like my other pants! My other pants are light brown.
I will eat your poop for 50 cents!
I am afraid!
This has been another post by Brett, a overstimulated man who may not be properly medicated.

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January 10th, 2007 at 12:19 pm
Peter is Brett’s big brother and is trying, to no avail, to stop the poop eating habits of his “little buddy”.
January 10th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Peter told me that was one of the funnest parts of being a big brother…getting them to eat poop. So I do not know that I buy he’s been trying to stop Brett’s “habits”.
January 10th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Brett has been doing so good lately, so his post this morning was something of a disappointment.
January 10th, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Good point, Thom. Peter keeps mentioning that we have to use him for a Rock TV. I don’t think Leroy would eat poop, but then again I didn’t think he would eat dog food.
January 10th, 2007 at 3:07 pm
I made $6.50 today!
January 10th, 2007 at 3:26 pm
I bet you have a tummy ache, don’t you.
January 11th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
you should develop a rating system for these posts which incorporates a laughter risk assessment. some entries have been found unsafe for cubicle-farm reading.
January 11th, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Every post is a 10!