5/3/2007

Dollar Menu Misfires

Filed under: — peter @ 9:34 am

What say you and me go out to McDonalds? We can get milkshakes and a few Bacon, Beef ‘n’ Fudge Wraps.

Those not to your liking, eh? That’s fine. Tell you what – we can just go through the drive-through and I’ll pick us up a couple Sourdough Cheesy Fish Melts. My treat.

Still not your thing? What’s the matter? Are you allergic to gluten or something?

All right, last try. We’ll go to one of the fancy McDonalds with an earth-toned color scheme. We’ll get us some ice-cold sodas and one of their new Teriyaki Sausage Breakfast Burgers with salsa, I’ll give you a firm handshake and we’ll call it a day.

Wow, man. You’re a picky eater! You should remember that beggars can’t be choosers. Yes, yes, I realize that you aren’t technically a beggar. You do live in a group home though, so I wouldn’t get too indignant if I were you.

4 Responses to “Dollar Menu Misfires”

  1. Picky Eater says:

    MAYBE if you had suggested Pickled Cornbread Pies in Maple Syrup, I would have warmed up to the idea. Maybe then I would have reciprocated with some Frozen Fish McGriddle McFlurry.

  2. tomhipps says:

    you guys don’t even have a clue… everyone knows the McStuffed Sheep Stomach (bursting with cottage cheese and spicy mustard) is the best!!!

  3. scott says:

    does McDonald’s have Maw yet????

  4. Sarah says:

    Tom that will go great with the upcoming McHaggis and head cheese bagel-for a limited time only.

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