Try all new, antibacterial Fantastik! The only all purpose, heavy duty cleaner made with ethylbenzyl ammonium chlorides!

You can spray it on your stuff, and the filthiness rinses right away, like blood down a kitchen sink!

Don’t drink it though, or you will start seeing new colors that you don’t want to see. Then your liver will burst inside you. At that point, you’re probably a goner, unless you are literally standing next to a medical doctor.

In all seriousness, though, Fantastik has a great raspberry flavor that you’ll love.

I read somewhere that Fantastik kills 99.9% of all household bacteria in 10 seconds. That’s all well and good, but frankly, any product that can’t kill 100% of everything in 8 seconds or less is kind of pathetic.

Have you ever sucked on a 9-volt battery? I’m not talking licked, I’m talking sucked. Let me tell you people, the effect is seriously messed up. Maybe I’m getting a little off topic here, but seriously, it was like proceedings from the 1997 film Event Horizon were taking place inside my mouth.

Enjoy your Thursday.