Poor Husbandship
Actual events from this morning:
WIFE: Peter, can you give Franklin more water before you go?
HUSBAND: Sure.
*HUSBAND stands carefully above Franklin’s water dish, spits into it, and walks away.*
WIFE: Peter!
Once again, my marital instincts have failed me. Everything I’ve read in the Book of Proverbs was wrong!
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June 29th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Well, it’s not like you drank a glass of water and then urinated in Franklin’s water dish.
June 29th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Serious Question: Are these accounts real?
If so, I hope Bridgette laughs heartily about them, and then celebrates the joviality of marriage by slaughtering nearby electric gnomes.
June 29th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Steve -
Yes, these are real. And yes, Bridgette generally finds them funnier than I let on.
And yes, we slaughter gnomes big time around our house.
June 29th, 2007 at 2:33 pm
i’m with Thom, what you didn’t wasn’t that big of a deal. jeez.
June 30th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
ME: Come on, just, go talk to her, dude.
STALLION: This isn’t really how this is done.
ME: I’m just saying, if you went up and got to know her, maybe you guys would hit it off.
STALLION: You are the worst horse-breeder I have ever met. I’ll be in my stall.
ME: Man, I suck at this.
That’s why I call poor husbandry, Peter. So…you know…I know you feel.