A Professor Tickles Adventure
Are you ready? Here comes Professor Tickles!
He loves to tickle children and the infirm! He sneaks up behind them and makes them squeal with delight! His first name is Geoffrey!
Has the Professor caught you yet? Could he chase you down? He’s deceptively quick, you know. Just imagine if Barry Sanders was white, wrinkly, and carrying a magic tickling wand.
There he is now, behind that bush! He sees you! Here he comes! He’s gonna gitcha!
No, Professor, stop! Why are you dry humping my friend while looking me firmly in the eye? This is all so disillusioning!
Naughty Professor! Bad!
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July 18th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
I believe the PC term for “dry humping” is now “porking.” Either way, a disturbing (and magical) image. Thanks Peter!
July 18th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Mr. Tickles is my hero. He owns so many guns.
July 19th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
How does one go about getting a nickname like “Professor Tickles” I think that nickname would work well for me.
July 25th, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Dude you are flippin hillarious. I found your site on a list from city pages. It’s a great site, keep it up.