Fun With Google Image Search
Here’s what popped up when I did a Google image search for “troll rape”:
Wow. That’s nightmarish. Imagine that fellow having his way with you, huh? I guess if there’s a plus side to it, he’d definitely stick out in a police line-up.
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Here’s what came up for “Octagon Delights”:
Huh. I suppose that makes sense. Not sure how delightful it is, but the octagon part is quite accurate.
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“Goat scepter”:
Okay. That seems about right. Let’s move on.
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How about something innocuous - let’s try “pickle”:
I see. A teenaged, mentally-retarded pickle with some sort of hip disfigurement attempting to eat an oversized sub sandwich and napkin. That is genuinely unpleasant to look at. This must be an artifact from some aborted marketing campaign. At least let’s hope it was aborted. What focus group in the world could react positively to this image?!
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And lastly, “Forlorn foam”:
I really don’t know what to say about this image, other than that my search was somehow completely accurate.
Bravo, Google image search!
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July 26th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
that does it. you’re even funnier than Luker.
July 26th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
and i have a new band name if i ever start another band:
The Innocuous Pickles
July 26th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
I did some sleuthing. The pickle is the logo for a restaurant. The restaurant’s name is “Closed”.
The forlor guy actually swam to the United States to flee oppression with a picture of his family in his mouth the whole time.
July 27th, 2007 at 9:24 am
I have few words, only laughter.
Though Tom was not present at our small group retreat when Luker managed to play a dog as we pranked the late comers. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.
The JLP has yet to top that- though it has come close many times.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:13 am
I also did a google search on “Peter”. The images are too funny and too many to post but I think you’d appreciate the beards and expressions of many of them.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:33 am
“Peter” is the best name to Google Image Search.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:43 am
Kevin,
What is the explanation of the soap suds on the face?
July 27th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
That’s not soap…it’s sea foam, Ted.
July 27th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Ted,
I think that’s supposed to be ocean foam.
Now if he could’ve swap thru an oil spill he’d have it made here as the Dems new poster boy.
July 27th, 2007 at 1:33 pm
PS: Adam I think your name is better to image search
July 27th, 2007 at 2:29 pm
Sarah: You are naughty!
Hopps: You haven’t seen the new RockTV yet. Todd will regain his rightful place as funniest Rocker ever.
July 27th, 2007 at 2:34 pm
If that is freaking sea foam then I am the Thanksgiving gnome.
July 30th, 2007 at 9:34 am
Hmmmm…I always thought you seemed a little short, Ted.
Actually, i believe that is from the “ritual scrubbing of the illegal alien” that is common in some coastal American towns.
May 30th, 2008 at 2:08 am
one must wonder why you would search for such topics….