Oscar’s Fraud
A memo to the Oscar, the cat making headlines by predicting which nursing home patients are about to die:
Hey buddy, predicting imminent death in a nursing home is like shooting fish in a barrel.
If you really want to impress me, try out your little stunt stunt at a little league game or McDonalds Playland.
Categories:
July 31st, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Screw you.
July 31st, 2007 at 12:18 pm
News clip I’d like to see:
“Oscar visits the Supreme Court”
Seriously, though, the cat probably just has AIDS.
July 31st, 2007 at 1:09 pm
I don’t think Justice Roberts would care for that joke, Kevin. Too soon, man. Too soon.
July 31st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Didn’t John Roberts almost die recently?
July 31st, 2007 at 2:29 pm
He had a seizure, but he was probably faking it to get attention from a girl.
July 31st, 2007 at 2:34 pm
No, no, I want Justice Stevens to die, not Roberts. And yes, Roberts was faking the seizure. He wanted to get Janice Rogers Brown’s attention. Seriously, though, he should stop having seizures. It’s pissing me off.