Thanks a Lot, Liberal Congress
At last, today picture day here at school. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time.
Unfortunately though, some of the higher-ups put the kibosh on my idea of my holding a knife for my picture. They flushed my plans down the drain after months of pre-production work involving storyboarding and blade design.
Stupid political correctness…
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September 26th, 2007 at 8:32 am
Just do the “devil sign” with your hands and stick your tongue out. That will stick it to them dirty hippies!
September 26th, 2007 at 10:59 am
You are still going to wear a goats head as a hat, right?
September 26th, 2007 at 11:18 am
You should shoot out a booger and let it hang over your lip.
That will give you instant populartiy with the students while at the same time create revulsion and awkwardness with your fellow teachers.
September 26th, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Yuck Sarah!
I thought you were going to go naked? Dont tell me there banned nudity in school too!
September 26th, 2007 at 2:26 pm
(in a Mike Brady -the dad on Brady Bunch- voice):
“Well, Peter, sometimes it’s best just to be yourself, without additional props. Just put on the best smile you know how and don’t worry about what others think. We know in our hearts you’re a knife-wielding psychopath. And isn’t that what really matters?”
(then he pats you on the butt as you run happily out of the room and he and Carol exchange smiling, parentally triumphant glances)
September 26th, 2007 at 2:28 pm
p.s. be sure to post that picture when it comes back!
September 26th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
is there still time for you to grow a porn star mustache like Adam Morrison?