12/18/2007

Passwords Between Friends

Filed under: — peter @ 9:40 am

What is your password?

Mine is proftickles37. Just kidding! That isn’t really my password!

Really, it’s oxfeast4.

Now tell me yours. Is it your initials, followed by your birthdate? Is it your father’s middle name, followed by the number of apples you’ve eaten today? (If that’s how I did it, my password would be clarence8.)

Why won’t you tell me your password? Don’t you trust me? Look in my eyes. I need to know your password. I would like to log into your email account and rummage through your trash folder. This is very important to me.

You’re a real jerk, you know that? You’re distrustful, deceitful little troll of a person. Your face is pockmarked and you smell like yogurt. I wish I didn’t have to say these things to you, but I do, because you won’t just tell me your password.

By the way, I was kidding before. My password is actually gnomecrotchX.

9 Responses to “Passwords Between Friends”

  1. scott Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Passenger57

    so i like Wesley Snipes….what’s it to you?!?

  2. Thom Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 10:39 am

    mrwoodcockcomingsoontodvdandhidef0108

  3. Sarah Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 10:55 am

    I don’t care if you have my password.

    It’s 1-2-3-4-5.

  4. tim hopps Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 11:48 am

    i’ll bet you young’uns don’t remember a game show i used to watch when i was a kid called “Password” with host Allen Ludden. (Betty White, Ludden’s wife, was a frequent celebrity guest.)
    an off-camera voice would whisper, “the password is…” then the players would be allowed to say just one word and their partner would try to guess the password. if you ask me, it was better than that stupid show with Howie Mandel and the suitcases.

  5. Sarah Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    Whenever I hear the word “password” whispered, it makes me think of the scene in “The Cable Guy” where they play a certain password game.

  6. peter Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    Scott-

    Always bet on black.

  7. ted Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Mine is 27crotchrecipes

  8. Pat Says:
    December 18th, 2007 at 6:38 pm

    1-2-3-4-5? That’s the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

  9. Sarah Says:
    December 19th, 2007 at 9:23 am

    I was hoping someone would get that!

    Thanks Pat.

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