Wilkinsonloathing
You know who’s a terrible actor?
Tom Wilkinson.
Isn’t he just awful? Here’s my impersonation of him:
(adopting a stern face)
“Blah, blah blah. I’m a namby-pamby British character actor! Marital strife this, ethical crisis that. I will be portraying Ben Franklin in HBO’s upcoming miniseries ‘John Adams’. I also have syphillis.”
Seriously, don’t you just hate that guy?
I bet he’s a total jerk, too. He’s probably the kind of guy that locks dogs in hampers. He seems totally that way. I also read on the internet somewhere that he loves bestiality. Isn’t that just sick?
There’s something wrong with this country when depraved perverts like Tom Wilkinson dominate the People’s Choice Awards while honest, God-fearing men like Jack Abramoff cower in lonely jail cells.
Americans, it’s about time we woke up and reclaimed our country! Let’s find Wilkinson and hang him from a tree!
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I think you have confused Wilkinson with Hipps. Or so I have heard.
(With apologies to Hipps…but I had to throw a Tom other than myself under the bus for the joke-such as it is)
This country is due for a good lynching these days.
What? Wait! Can’t we just torch England? This country is where I keep all of my stuff!
Roger makes a frantic point. I am not sure what his point is, but he made it.
tom, you are not a true tom. you are a t-hom. not that there’s anything wrong with that! anyway, thanks for the mention. i love publicity of any kind, even if i’ve been outed on the bestiality thing.
and incidentally, the “terrible acting” thing would disqualify me because my performances in two RockTV’s were captivating… so much so that they haven’t asked me back again because they don’t want to make themselves look bad.(actually, i was in a third RockTV in which my entire performance was edited out before it was shown… see what i mean?)
We also figured you would want to go out at the top of your game, rather than have a chance for people to say, “Man…he’s really lost it.”
I heard Tom Wilkinson raped me.
remember that time i took that guys dogs when i was leading a militia in the Revolutionary War?
IN YOUR FACE CORNWALLIS!