Another C- Post
I think it’s time I got a new “do”.
A new hairdo, I mean! 
I’ve been sporting my current hairstyle since about 2002, and I don’t think it’s doing anything for me anymore. Interest from other women seems to have dropped off dramatically, especially since November of 2005 for some reason. I find this inexplicable.
Maybe I should comb my hair back. After all, that look worked out pretty well for Stalin, if I recall correctly.
Any haircut that can help a man kill 8 million Ukranians is good enough for me.
On the other hand, it might be fun to let my hair grow out. I would be rejecting societal norms!
I read one time that Dee Snyder has a PhD. in Economics. That’s gotta be true.
Anyway, to summarize, I admire the accomplishments of Dee Snyder and Joseph Stalin, I’m open to suggestions regarding a hairstyle change, and FOX 9 meteorologist Keith Marler continues to comment on my blog.
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January 28th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Keith is not all that cool. I just sat with him for a half hour while he looked at different phone companies, and complained about Comcast.
Don’t let him play himself up.
January 28th, 2008 at 10:39 am
I can’t wait to get together tomorrow for our Yalta summit tomorrow. I expect you to dress like Stalin. I will be going as Trueman and Kev will be Churchill.
http://www.unc.edu/depts/diplomat/AD_Issues/amdipl_6/stefan2.html
January 28th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Oh wait… FDR was there. Forget Trueman. (I get a D for bad history).
January 28th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Also, Truman didn’t have an E in his name.
You get an F.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:49 am
just change the name of your blog to the Keith Marler Project and be done with it. obviously we’re all smitten with our brush with fame.
hey, i just got a shameless promotional idea! keith, check out my music at http://www.myspace.com/tomhippsband and tell all the other famous people you hang out with about it!!
maybe now i’ll also finally get the fame and fortune i so richly deserve!!!
p.s. keith, KARE-11 has played my music behind their morning weather broadcast several times (true). i think you should not let them outdo you, and start playing my music as your weather soundtrack EVERY DAY.
p.p.s. peter, i changed my mind. change your blog to the Tom Hipps Project. immediately.
January 28th, 2008 at 11:50 am
it’s that a ibex leg in his hand? i don’t even think back in the 80’s i would have thought that was cool.
January 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Fear the flesh of the ibex, Scott!
January 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
worse… it’s his grandmother’s femur.
January 28th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
I wonder if he ground up the femur and put it in his blow……
I can safely say that until last week, I didn’t even know who Keith Marler was….. That’s what I get for now watching television.
Peter should grow his hair out like an Ibex.
January 28th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I looked at that picture of Dee Snider, squatting in a corner, raw flesh in hand, heavy make up, and it reminded me of several past posts of Peter’s. So, Peter, I think that look would be very appropriate for you.
January 28th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
awesome comment sarah (about the femur)!
i think we should all, adopt mark’s ‘do… the flattop. hey, it works for him and his long lost twin brother howie long! peter, you go first and we’ll all follow… i promise.
January 28th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I agree with Uosdwis, you’ve gotta Dee Snider’s hairdo.
Coupled with Stalin’s mustache.
January 28th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Oh, and Keith’s tie. Sorry I forgot that in the first comment.
January 28th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Sorry Adam thats not Churchill either. It’s none other than W.C.Fields. You get a G. Thats right, a G!