Scattered, Idiotic Musings
You seem friendly. Are you friendly?
I like friendly people the most. They smear their smiley sunshine all over the wall!
Have you ever met somebody who was a sourpuss? Somebody who just loved to frown? Didn’t you just want to mutilate them?
Friendly people, on the other hand… They plop gumdrop droppings on the sidewalk just for you and me! They make puppies squeak and cougars whistle with glee!
One time I met a man who was sad. He said that his pony had died. I told him that I would give him a new pony in exchange for $500. After he paid me, I walked away and never saw him again. I hope he is happy now!
Have you ever met a grump? Have you ever known a grouch? Let’s find those people and cheer them up! I have some chewing gum we could share with them. It’s tropical flavored. Do you know that many nations in the tropics are riddled with government corruption and grave social inequities? I prefer not to think about those things and instead reflect on what my chewing gum tastes like.
Mmmm…pineapple.
I’m glad you are a friendly person and not like that last guy. He was in such a rush to leave! What say you we find him, trap him, and sell him into slavery in the Malaysian black market? Then he will learn to be friendly forever!
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February 26th, 2008 at 8:27 am
Geez Peter, you always gotta pick on Kevin like that.
Not cool man, not cool.
February 26th, 2008 at 10:15 am
i don’t care if ted says i don’t have to grade everything. today’s blog is A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++!!!!!!!!!!
by the way, when my niece was a baby she once smeared her poop all over the wall. does that count as smiley sunshine?
February 26th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this message.
(smile)
February 26th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Shame on you, Barack Obama, for supporting a nonsensical musing about gumdrops and poop.
Shame. On. You.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:23 pm
(shakes head disapprovingly)
February 26th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
But whoever wins, it’s great for the Democratic party. I believe that sincerely, now watch me smile…
February 26th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
(smiles)
February 26th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
(Pours gasoline over Hillary and Obama…)
Who’s smiling now????!
You want our child labor and cheap clothing…..well the price is wrong bitch.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I challenge HillObama for dominance over tiny Asian people.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
hey, hey… enough of this political hooey. let’s get back to gumdrops and sunshine, you sourpusses and grumps!
February 26th, 2008 at 2:23 pm
“Who’s smiling now????!”
(frowns)
February 26th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Shove it, Godzi. I whipped Newt Gingrich, and I can whip you. I love those adorable little bastards more than you ever could.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
(devours Hillary)
Yarrrrggggh…. Now I am the superdelegate!
February 26th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
(smiles approvingly)
February 26th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
I thought I had a clever comment, but I read the others first.
February 26th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
(hopes)
February 27th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
I have grown into a beautiful and confident woman!
February 27th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
(smiles)
You’re the belle of the ball, Chelsea.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Chelsea makes a great intern!
February 27th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
(shakes his head disapprovingly)