More Sickness
I have an ear infection!
My ear has been pounding for three days. It feels like my eardrum is about to burst, spraying sinus fluid and brain tissue against the wall!
The lady looked in my ear! She gave me antibiotics!
I do not wish this pain on any of you - I would welcome the sweet, silent embrace of death in exchange for a moment of relief!
The lady did not give me a sucker!
My ear hurts!
I want a Snickers!
This post was written by Peter after mixing heavy doses of medication.
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April 23rd, 2008 at 8:05 am
I would like to thank Bridgette for the last line of clarification, which I only assume she wrote.
April 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 am
Actually, I switch his painkillers with placebos.
Mama needs a mental-holiday…
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:46 am
don’t go towards the light Peter! RESIST!
(though with an ear infection, you may not be able to hear me)
April 23rd, 2008 at 1:33 pm
i’m having (minor) leg surgery on monday. having given up recreational drugs, i’m kind of looking forward to some painkillers. peter, maybe we can mix & match! although, i recently went through two series of antibiotics for my own infection, and they didn’t make me happy or dopey or anything. just better. you’d think they’d put something in there to give you a buzz or something. isn’t that the point of drug use?
(no one needs to send me that “so if you think you are standing strong…” verse. i’m just kidding.)
April 23rd, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I think it is clear that God is punishing you for some sin. Get me a Playstation 3 and you will be healed.