Palinproof
Did you guys hear that Sarah Palin impregnated her 17 year-old daughter?
Did you know that she did this on orders from John McSame?
Did you know that she gave birth to a child with Downs Syndrome and then compounded the child’s existential pain by naming him Trig? Did you know that that child was used to cover up her daughter’s methpregnancy?
Have you heard that she gave birth to her 17 year-old unwed Downs Syndrome daughter on the infamous Bridge to Nowhere? Did you know that John McCain selected her as his V.P. choice in order to appeal to Hillary Clinton’s unwed daughter and all her friends with Downs Syndrome?
Everything is so sexist right now. Sarah Palin wants to make me pregnant, but I won’t let her. I am completely reasonable.
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September 3rd, 2008 at 9:03 am
You know what would really show Hilary? John McCain gets elected, dies in office, and Sarah Palin becomes America’s first female president.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:57 am
that would be funny! until the rest of us realized that Sarah Palin is now our president.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Which compared to Obama, I would be perfectly OK with…no, scratch that..extremely excited about!
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:30 pm
i liked mike huckabee the best, although i admit i don’t know that much about him. on the dem side, i liked john edwards… and we all know how that ended up. now i’m lost and bewildered. anyone want to pay me to vote a certain way?
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:36 pm
I agree, Tim, don’t trust your instincts.
September 3rd, 2008 at 4:23 pm
This will be all over when the naked pictures she took in college get printed in Penthouse.
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Tom, Maybe you should auction your vote on e-bay and see what happens.
September 4th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Better yet, start campaigning now. I’ll write you in Tim.
I wonder what would happen if everyone wrote in “Abraham Lincoln” …..a dead guy winning the popular vote would make it a historic election, too since making history seems to be the theme this year.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:06 am
TIM HOPPS AND “LUCKY” LUKER FOR PREZ AND VP!!!
we don’t know or care much about governing and such, but we’ll have some good jams at the white house!
September 4th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
It’s like “Brewster’s Millions”. Vote NONE OF THE ABOVE!
September 4th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
You would totally win Minnesota.
September 5th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Thank you weird liberal blogger guy,
Reasoned and desperate as always…
September 8th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Luker can be my president any day
(if you know what I mean)