Palinproof
Did you guys hear that Sarah Palin impregnated her 17 year-old daughter?
Did you know that she did this on orders from John McSame?
Did you know that she gave birth to a child with Downs Syndrome and then compounded the child’s existential pain by naming him Trig? Did you know that that child was used to cover up her daughter’s methpregnancy?
Have you heard that she gave birth to her 17 year-old unwed Downs Syndrome daughter on the infamous Bridge to Nowhere? Did you know that John McCain selected her as his V.P. choice in order to appeal to Hillary Clinton’s unwed daughter and all her friends with Downs Syndrome?
Everything is so sexist right now. Sarah Palin wants to make me pregnant, but I won’t let her. I am completely reasonable.
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You know what would really show Hilary? John McCain gets elected, dies in office, and Sarah Palin becomes America’s first female president.
that would be funny! until the rest of us realized that Sarah Palin is now our president.
Which compared to Obama, I would be perfectly OK with…no, scratch that..extremely excited about!
i liked mike huckabee the best, although i admit i don’t know that much about him. on the dem side, i liked john edwards… and we all know how that ended up. now i’m lost and bewildered. anyone want to pay me to vote a certain way?
I agree, Tim, don’t trust your instincts.
This will be all over when the naked pictures she took in college get printed in Penthouse.
Tom, Maybe you should auction your vote on e-bay and see what happens.
Better yet, start campaigning now. I’ll write you in Tim.
I wonder what would happen if everyone wrote in “Abraham Lincoln” …..a dead guy winning the popular vote would make it a historic election, too since making history seems to be the theme this year.
TIM HOPPS AND “LUCKY” LUKER FOR PREZ AND VP!!!
we don’t know or care much about governing and such, but we’ll have some good jams at the white house!
It’s like “Brewster’s Millions”. Vote NONE OF THE ABOVE!
You would totally win Minnesota.
Thank you weird liberal blogger guy,
Reasoned and desperate as always…
Luker can be my president any day
(if you know what I mean)