A Flu Shot Mishap
The flu shot lady poked me!
First she rubbed the cotton ball on me, then she made it sting! I screamed as loud as I could and everybody in the room got quiet. Then I slapped her hand away and jolted up!
She scolded me to sit back down, so I started crying and yelling my full name. Then the man grabbed me, but I hit him with my fist and ran away!
This happens every year. The needle is still in my arm!
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Hey Buddy! Dr. Shaver Here. You know, if you push that needle all the way into your arm until it disappears, then break it off, the pain will go away the second you can’t see the needle anymore! You’re welcome for the advice…that will be $150.
Thanks Dr. Shaver!
You’re much nicer than the doctor I had to go to that time when was taking a bath and I pushed the soap into my butt.
Oh yes, I remember that story. That’s the one where Bridgette wouldn’t wait with you in the ER because she was so embarassed that you had even done that…. That and the whole time you were at the Hostpital you wouldn’t stop yelling “Take that Keith Marler!!!!!”