Author Archives: peter

Hyundai Humiliation

My Hyundai recently broke, as Hyundais are wont to do. Admittedly, mine is not a spectacular vehicle. It cannot accelerate or slow itself with any haste; it is neither shiny nor safe. Inside, it is formless and beige, like a … Continue reading

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Cat Sadness

Last night, while hauling out an ammonia-reeking garbage bag brimming full of cat excrement, I began to regret ever having welcomed the wretched beasts into our home. For those unfamiliar with the details of my life for some reason, my … Continue reading

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The War Lovers by Evan Thomas

I recently affirmed my literacy by reading The War Lovers: Roosevelt, Lodge, Hearst, and the Rush to Empire, 1898 by historian and Newsweek editor Evan Thomas. The book is a study of America’s headlong rush into the 1898 Spanish-American War, … Continue reading

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My Growth Into a Responsible Adult

Come and gaze with me into the past, specifically my past, where the emotions are potent and the fashions are inerrant. Picture, if you will, the heady days of the Carter administration. The sweetly unnatural strains of the Bee Gees … Continue reading

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Big Apple Teens & Me

I recently agreed to chaperone some of my graduating students to Manhattan this June for their senior trip, a tradition at my school. Here’s the situation: 25 teenagers, flush with academic success and the finality of high school, pockets engorged … Continue reading

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On Having Two Kids

By now all of you know that I’m the father of two children. (If you didn’t know this, please leave this website and delete your browser history.) They are lovely kids, as children go. The older one likes to jump … Continue reading

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