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Category Archives: Best of the JLP
The Spectrum of Beards
In preparation for a small role in an upcoming Rock TV, I’ve been growing my beard out a bit. Along with fatherhood, this has probably been the most meaningful endeavor of my life. As the days of beard growth have … Continue reading
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On Mint
Before you leave me, you should know that I’m a nut for things that are mint-flavored. As you are no doubt unaware, mint is otherwise known around these parts as “what God’s tongue tastes like.” I take my hat off … Continue reading
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The Bag of Chocolate Chips & Me
On Friday night, I arrived for work at my second job (a group home for disabled adults) and was greeted with a note – Please help them to make chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. Then, looking up, I saw it. … Continue reading
Posted in Best of the JLP, Raves
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A Celebratory Supper
Return, my estranged readers! Gather round for an opulent supper feast! A fourteen course meal indulging every perverse, insatiable lusting of your craven flesh has been prepared! Seat yourselves around my table and prepare yourselves. Make certain that the waistbands … Continue reading
Posted in Best of the JLP, Ramblings
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Forgotten Martin
Yesterday, in the company of my two brothers, we spent considerable time playing historical trivia games (via the excellent sporcle.com), as brothers and dorks are wont to do. My assigned challenge was to name all 44 U.S. presidents from memory. … Continue reading
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Halloween Draws Nigh
Look out, Halloween is right around the corner! In eager expectation of this accursed eve, lanterns have been lit, skulls have been hung, and goats have been violated in the seasonal aisles of Wal-Mart by unenthusiastic employees! Before we know … Continue reading
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