Category Archives: Best of the JLP

Some of my personal favorites.

JLP Parenting Guide

Posted on 8/29/2009 by peter

Bridgette and I spent our Saturday at the hospital attending an all-day birthing seminar. It was pretty good stuff; we got lots of helpful information, watched some eyebrow-raising videos, and breathed in strange new ways. On the way out, I … Continue reading →

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Mr. Pinches

Posted on 8/10/2009 by peter

We had a new friend this weekend! A bat came to live in our kitchen window! I named him Mr. Pinches, after the way he somehow managed to trap himself between the two panes of our kitchen window. That’s where … Continue reading →

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Going Goiter

Posted on 4/23/2009 by peter

Welcome back, Jeffrey and others! Today, the JLP salutes goiters! Goiters, otherwise known as a massive, disgusting enlargement of the thyroid gland, have long been a source of horror and amusement to all non-goiter sufferers. Thick and lumpy, goiters make … Continue reading →

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Truman Musings

Posted on 3/27/2009 by peter

Hey gang, Harry Truman here. You know, everybody likes to remember me for my saying, “the buck stops here”. Well, there’s a lot more to me than just that. I remember when I was escalating the Korean Conflict by invading … Continue reading →

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Starburst Ruminations

Posted on 2/4/2009 by peter

Now, my friends, let us turn to the issue of Starburst candies. I firstly contend that Starburst are appropriately named. The “burst” is from the blast of succulent fruit juices blasting all over my mouth, covering my tongue in craven … Continue reading →

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February 1st, 2009

Posted on 2/1/2009 by peter

And so it begins again. February – still the month of the damned. Across the world, as darkness enshouds us, the ravenous, mouth-breathing hell-beasts howl as they prepare to feed upon the innocent for the duration of these next 28 … Continue reading →

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