Category Archives: Best of the JLP

Some of my personal favorites.

The Spectrum of Beards

Posted on 8/4/2010 by peter

In preparation for a small role in an upcoming Rock TV, I’ve been growing my beard out a bit. Along with fatherhood, this has probably been the most meaningful endeavor of my life. As the days of beard growth have … Continue reading →

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Birthday Recap

Posted on 7/21/2010 by peter

Hey gang, guess what? Today was my birthday! That’s right, I turned 32 today! Now I’m old enough to rent a car and drive it through a window at a bank! Take that, G-8 bastards! How do you like me … Continue reading →

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On Mint

Posted on 5/20/2010 by peter

Before you leave me, you should know that I’m a nut for things that are mint-flavored. As you are no doubt unaware, mint is otherwise known around these parts as “what God’s tongue tastes like.” I take my hat off … Continue reading →

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The Bag of Chocolate Chips & Me

Posted on 3/27/2010 by peter

On Friday night, I arrived for work at my second job (a group home for disabled adults) and was greeted with a note – Please help them to make chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. Then, looking up, I saw it. … Continue reading →

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A Celebratory Supper

Posted on 3/10/2010 by peter

Return, my estranged readers! Gather round for an opulent supper feast! A fourteen course meal indulging every perverse, insatiable lusting of your craven flesh has been prepared! Seat yourselves around my table and prepare yourselves. Make certain that the waistbands … Continue reading →

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Forgotten Martin

Posted on 12/12/2009 by peter

Yesterday, in the company of my two brothers, we spent considerable time playing historical trivia games (via the excellent sporcle.com), as brothers and dorks are wont to do. My assigned challenge was to name all 44 U.S. presidents from memory. … Continue reading →

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