Category Archives: Meh

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Twitter Death Spasms

For those of you looking for new JLP-style content, I have taken my obsession with irrelevant historical curios and irrational cat hatred to Twitter. Follow me @PeterWelle, and be fulfilled at last.

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Summer Ends, Shame Enshrouds

The bell tolls, marking the final week of my summer break. Soon all will be seating charts and cafeteria food once again. This summer did not pass without some successes. I administered a good number of baths to adults at … Continue reading

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My Project

My wife is at work and my children are asleep in their beds, lying as still and silent as a raccoons freshly smashed by a Ford F-150, except they are living and human and pleasant. The house has been cleaned, … Continue reading

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Gone Tweetin’

Out of sheer laziness I recently decided to start a Twitter account (@PeterWelle). For eight and a half years, I’ve been trying to write funny posts on this blog, and while I intend to continue, it doesn’t always come easy … Continue reading

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Two Cat Fantasy

Do you know what the best part is about having two cats? No, it’s not all the extra feces another cat produces, nor is it the pattern of one cat peeing on the floor when they decide they don’t like … Continue reading

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Lunchtime Friendliness

Yesterday I got together for lunch with an old friend I hadn’t seen for five years. Our time together was beautiful, like bacon grease flowing down the Rocky Mountains. Though the years may have thickened our midsections and shriveled our … Continue reading

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