Category Archives: Meh

Come and gaze with me into the past, specifically my past, where the emotions are potent and the fashions are inerrant. Picture, if you will, the heady days of the Carter administration. The sweetly unnatural strains of the Bee Gees … Continue reading →

I recently agreed to chaperone some of my graduating students to Manhattan this June for their senior trip, a tradition at my school. Here’s the situation: 25 teenagers, flush with academic success and the finality of high school, pockets engorged … Continue reading →

Sometimes I wish I lived in a Smuckers commercial. I’d spend my days savoring the sweet moments of youth, bathed in a perfect golden haze. My simple, heartwarming charms would be accompanied by a twinkling piano and the dulcet tones … Continue reading →

Come and lounge with me. Let us drape our bodies over one another as we lay relaxed on fine leather furniture. We will coil our appendages tightly together like two boa constrictors strangling a grizzly bear, yet the touch of … Continue reading →

For the past couple days, I have found myself padding around my darkened house during the 4am hour holding a restless 1-month old. I haven’t had this much fun since I got a D in my college Geology class after … Continue reading →