Category Archives: Ramblings

My pleasantly insane delusions.

Fun With Google Image Search, part 3

Posted on 5/7/2011 by peter

It’s time to have more fun with Google image search! Here’s what I found when I searched “Unicorn Fondle“: Look at that sick little freak. All he ever wants to do is fondle unicorns and experience the low depravity of … Continue reading →

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Joining the Birds

Posted on 4/30/2011 by peter

Do you hear the birds chirping? The springtime morning is filled with the sounds of birds chirping their hellos! Flittering and fluttering about, they cheep their chipper greetings to the world. It’s a colorful symphony of happiness just outside my … Continue reading →

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Burning Calories and Bridges

Posted on 4/20/2011 by peter

The other day, while the springtime sun burned away the lies of the world, I went for a run. I did not run atop a treadmill, as is my fashion. Instead, I stepped outside the cozy, fragrant confines of my … Continue reading →

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Thoughtfully Comparing World War I & World War II

Posted on 3/9/2011 by peter

Which is your favorite World War? Most days, World War II is my favorite. It featured flamethrowers and Mussolini, which are both tremendous. Hitler gets most of the attention these days, which probably makes Mussolini mad. I bet they argue … Continue reading →

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Startlingly Depressing Musings

Posted on 1/20/2011 by peter

As you know, I am a disappointment. When I was a younger man, the world was my oyster (or Wendy’s Value Meal, as it were). Life was flush with opportunity, a blank page ready to be filled with the finest … Continue reading →

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Ruminations on The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again

Posted on 12/1/2010 by peter

Hey gang. You remember the 1979 hit film The Apple Dumpling Gang Rides Again? I’ve been thinking about that movie a lot lately. Maybe too damn much. My grandparents had it on VHS growing up, and for some reason I … Continue reading →

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