Category Archives: Rants

You know those people who are just unpleasant to be around? People who are convinced they’re always right, and constantly tell loud anecdotes that end with them getting the upper hand over somebody else? Do you know the kind of … Continue reading →

Tomorrow I will don my authentic Adrian Peterson game jersey to attend a meaningless Vikings game in which Adrian Peterson will not be be playing due to injury. This is my life. Some of you readers may be rolling your … Continue reading →

There’s a tangy tickle in the air! There’s a salty snap in the breeze! Winter is coming! Once again, the sun is giving us the seasonal silent treatment and we are left with a bracing chill and fading memories of … Continue reading →

It is a dark time for this blog. The JLP has been silent and motionless for months, nagged only by the occasional buzzing of ungrateful readers and incessant spam-bot comments. While my blogging station sat vacant, the internet has been … Continue reading →

Spring break is here. Like a clown bearing empty cans of Pringles, this year’s spring break arrives like a cruel taunt from Old Man Winter. The words “spring break” usually bring with them images of thumping MTV beachhouses where greased-up, … Continue reading →