Category Archives: Rock TV

Distend your jaws, my serpent children, and swallow whole this new offering from Rock TV! The original pitch for this project was that it would be a short, simple, self-deprecating video. The pastors would rebuke Rock TV for our recent … Continue reading →

Awake, my pig, and defile yourself by watching this Rock TV! Will Hines (the star of this particular video) has become a good friend of mine since he joined Rock TV a few years back, and a big reason for … Continue reading →

Arise from your filthy beds, thirsty children, and slake yourselves off the chafed nipples of Rock TV! Hooray for a new outtakes video! This video (like our outtakes projects in 2009, 2007, 2005, & 2003) features winning smiles, jocular belly-slaps, … Continue reading →

Rise up, yellow-eyed, pockmarked half-breeds, and rip one another to shreds fighting over the new Rock TV! While I am happy with the consistency of the laughs here and the sweet sentiment, the back story of this project strongly flavors … Continue reading →

Return to my bosom, wayward teens, and feed upon the nurturing milk of this new Rock TV! I’m pleased with how this one turned out. I think the gags are consistent, and the message works pretty effectively. Certainly, as a … Continue reading →

Huddle close, wretched children, and warm yourselves by the unnatural flames of this new Rock TV! Over the past year, a number of Rock TV’s veteran writers have retired from the ministry after putting in many hours of volunteer work, … Continue reading →