Comments for The John Larroquette Project

Comment on Hyundai Humiliation by timhopps

timhopps — Tue, 22 May 2012 17:20:20 +0000

Roger: Nice to hear from you… now I know I’m not the only one wandering through the empty streets of the JLP. I was beginning to feel like Will Smith in I Am Legend.

Comment on Hyundai Humiliation by Roger

Roger — Fri, 18 May 2012 15:58:35 +0000

How very assertive of you.

Comment on Hyundai Humiliation by timhopps

timhopps — Fri, 18 May 2012 15:41:29 +0000

It worked! It was as enjoyable as kicking back with a classic episode of Marcus Welby, M.D.!!

Comment on Hyundai Humiliation by timhopps

timhopps — Fri, 18 May 2012 15:38:19 +0000

I’ve discovered the secret! I re-read this post again today, not having done so since March 31, when it debuted. It was funny all over again! So, I’m now likening the JLP to reruns of Gilligan’s Island. You’ve seen every episode, you’ve laughed, you’ve cried with the characters, who have become as familiar as your own family, and you can go back again and again, taking comfort in the familiarity of it all, instead of experiencing the stress and unfulfilled expectations of wishing for something new. Rerun relaxation, I call it. The JLP is now in a league with Cheers, M*A*S*H, Mannix, and Leave it To Beaver! Now, let’s go back to the beginning and see what the old JLP had to say in December 2003…

Comment on Pizza for Lunch! by peter

peter — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:07:34 +0000

Yes. She also keeps my wallet in her purse, just so I don’t get into any trouble.

Comment on Pizza for Lunch! by Will S.

Will S. — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:21:13 +0000

You need your wife’s ‘OK’ to eat pizza for lunch?

Comment on The War Lovers by Evan Thomas by Will S.

Will S. — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:17:40 +0000

America is indeed an empire...

Comment on Jeremy the Perfect Boyfriend by Will S.

Will S. — Fri, 18 May 2012 04:15:12 +0000

I don’t see any ‘hostility toward women’ here; I see level-headed, clear thinking. Excellent post; would that you retained your earlier, correctly jaundiced thinking, instead of apologizing for it.

Christian young women indeed all do want a ‘Jeremy’; they really are all, or at least mostly, like that, nowadays.

Don’t believe me? Visit this site, read his posts, and ask yourself where he’s wrong, in his analyses, of what the Church is like today.

Comment on Hyundai Humiliation by timhopps

timhopps — Tue, 15 May 2012 16:32:50 +0000

Hmm… not sure what to do here. Do you WANT we, your fans, to beg for fresh content? Or are you tired of being our literary slave? Let’s try this: Peter, we would love some fresh JLP, but only if you want to!!

Comment on The Car With Dogs in It by kindness to animals

kindness to animals — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:27:22 +0000

Thank you

Comment on Hyundai Humiliation by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:19:07 +0000

Your humiliation should have begun when you walked onto a car lot and said, “I’d like to buy a Hyundai, please.”

But don’t listen to me… I drive a KIA these days.

Comment on Cat Sadness by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 21:15:12 +0000

You want I should “babysit” them for a coupla hours?

Comment on I’m Going to Party Camp! by peter

peter — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:33:31 +0000

Andrew-

A sincere thanks for visiting the JLP, and for your performance as Jerry Riviera. I’ve watched that movie a dozen or so times over the years and it has brought my friends and I much satisfaction.

Sorry about the ex-wife. Better luck next time.

Comment on I’m Going to Party Camp! by Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 18:23:01 +0000

Thom, Actually it was a lunatic ex-wife who derailed my career….
;-D
Andrew (Ross) Goldstein

Comment on Hyundai Humiliation by Adam

Adam — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 04:14:27 +0000

And you completely missed your opportunity to weld the doors shut, paint it orange with a big 01 on the side and Dukes of Hazzard it into the driver’s seat. Shame on you, Peter.

Comment on The War Lovers by Evan Thomas by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 22:31:37 +0000

“As a look into the elite Brahmin aristocracy of the Gilded Age, it’s terrific.”

That’s it, I’m sold!

Now can ya get all mental again?

Comment on My Growth Into a Responsible Adult by Laura G

Laura G — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 15:43:25 +0000

Oh behalf of the rest of the internet, I thank you for your contribution of these photos to cyberspace. We are forever in your debt.

Comment on Big Apple Teens & Me by john

john — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 18:50:51 +0000

I myself prefer the repeats because it gives me a chance to relive the good old days where this blog thrived in Peter’s frequent neglect.

Comment on My Growth Into a Responsible Adult by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 17:49:10 +0000

The 10-year-old Peter’s expression is priceless, and yes, not at all unlike today’s Peter. Kind of a “I can’t believe I’m stuck here on this planet with all these dopey other people” look.

Comment on Big Apple Teens & Me by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 17:30:14 +0000

What’s with the repeats? Who wants to read rehashed old junk? Next I suppose they’re going to start running repeats of Seinfeld or something, instead of the 2 or 3 new episodes that are on a couple of different channels each evening.

Comment on Seating Chart Wisdom by Jack Whirley

Jack Whirley — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 19:17:55 +0000

Hey, is that guy actually Tom Hipps? ^^^^^

Holy cow!

Comment on Seating Chart Wisdom by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Fri, 02 Mar 2012 19:14:54 +0000

Not unlike constructing a good setlist for a gig. Hmm… actually, not really like it at all. I just wanted to contribute somehow. Hey, wait… I know! It’s like arranging the musicians in my basement at practice. Loud, obnoxious drums as far in the corner as I can get them; bass guitar over there next to them; guitarist… hmm, this isn’t really working either. I think I’ll just look forward to the weekend instead.

Comment on Toward a Flu Armistice by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 19:10:15 +0000

As long as you’re puking anyway, why not take advantage of the situation and eat a pizza, a hot fudge sundae, a package of Oreos and a half-gallon of chocolate chip ice cream. You ‘ll throw it up anyway and not gain an ounce! A freebie!

Comment on Toward a Flu Armistice by Alan Kellogg

Alan Kellogg — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:20:56 +0000

The family that suffers together…

Comment on Toward a Flu Armistice by Roger

Roger — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 19:07:49 +0000

The pools of syphilis…I believe we were there on a family vacation in my youth. My mother made us frolic, and the pools made us sterile. You just don’t see families doing things together anymore, like yours do and mine did.

Sure, we took pictures from that vacation, but things were never the same after. Mom ran off with the greasy looking guy that was always hanging around the pool and scratching his genitals…

Comment on On Having Two Kids by Sean Biren

Sean Biren — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:07:25 +0000

Trying to get a message to Peter W. This is Sean Biren from Rochester. I will try to post other requests on your blog, probably upsetting the regular users but maybe i will hit.

-Sean

Comment on I Am Smuckers Now by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:21:09 +0000

And it looks as though the boys in the ad are playing a good old fashioned game of hide-and-seek! Other games played in Smuckerworld are: telephone with two tin cans and a string, jacks, tag, kickball, cowboys and indians, marbles, kick the can and naked kiss ditch.

Comment on On Having Two Kids by JuliAnn

JuliAnn — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:07:42 +0000

Creams and anuses pretty much sums up the whole experience for me as well…and worth it.

Comment on Dance With Me by Winifred Madison by JuliAnn

JuliAnn — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:57:34 +0000

I wanted to run right out and get a copy of this. But they didn’t have it any bookstore or library. I had to order it on Amazon for one cent. I already thought To Kill A Mockingbird was a grocery list written by a retarded person. I can’t wait to read this.

Comment on Dance With Me by Winifred Madison by Gary

Gary — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:41:03 +0000

@Tim – My money’s on me too. *wink wink*