Comments for The John Larroquette Project

Comment on Filling a Bucket by Geof F. Morris

Geof F. Morris — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 20:50:46 +0000

I was thinking another bodily product for the bucket-filling, because I am 12 and still think the rec league guy getting banned for pooping in another dude's glove story is hilarious.

Comment on On Having Two Kids by Sean Biren

Sean Biren — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:08:59 +0000

Again, I am trying to get a hold of Peter W. from Rochester Mn. I know you from when we were teenagers and would like to get a hold of you via E-mail or telephone.

I am referenced on your page http://johnlarroquetteproject.com/2004/08/09/metal-warriors/

(which i found SUPER awsome) but anyway.

-Sean

Comment on On Having Two Kids by Sean Biren

Sean Biren — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:07:25 +0000

Trying to get a message to Peter W. This is Sean Biren from Rochester. I will try to post other requests on your blog, probably upsetting the regular users but maybe i will hit.

-Sean

Comment on I Am Smuckers Now by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:21:09 +0000

And it looks as though the boys in the ad are playing a good old fashioned game of hide-and-seek! Other games played in Smuckerworld are: telephone with two tin cans and a string, jacks, tag, kickball, cowboys and indians, marbles, kick the can and naked kiss ditch.

Comment on On Having Two Kids by JuliAnn

JuliAnn — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 01:07:42 +0000

Creams and anuses pretty much sums up the whole experience for me as well…and worth it.

Comment on Dance With Me by Winifred Madison by JuliAnn

JuliAnn — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:57:34 +0000

I wanted to run right out and get a copy of this. But they didn’t have it any bookstore or library. I had to order it on Amazon for one cent. I already thought To Kill A Mockingbird was a grocery list written by a retarded person. I can’t wait to read this.

Comment on Dance With Me by Winifred Madison by Gary

Gary — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 23:41:03 +0000

@Tim – My money’s on me too. *wink wink*

Comment on Dance With Me by Winifred Madison by Adam

Adam — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:28:27 +0000

So how many nazis were there? And how many characters did you suspect we’re secretly allied with nazi ideals?

Comment on Dance With Me by Winifred Madison by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:11:57 +0000

Two genuine LOLs and several chortles during this sinfully entertaining piece. You still got it, kid. But you must tell us… which did she choose?? My money’s on Gary.

Comment on The New Year by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 23:41:44 +0000

Woah. You either dropped acid or didn’t get what you wanted for Christmas.

Comment on The New Year by John

John — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 05:09:04 +0000

Multiple paragraphs of violent, mindless depression. 2012 is going to be great!

Comment on On Having Two Kids by John

John — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 04:37:47 +0000

Have more kids so you can have more blog posts? That’s how it works, right?

Comment on Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Martyr, Prophet, Spy by Eric Metaxas by Jerry

Jerry — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:13:40 +0000

Just wanted to say that I found this site by googling “My Hands Are Small I Know” because the lyrics were in my head. But found your post with that title and laughed. And now I am doubly pleased to read your review of this book. You never know what you’ll find by typing in random crap in Google. You may just get doubly pleased.

Comment on Vanishing Tinsel by John

John — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 05:45:33 +0000

I graduated two days too soon to use a few of these lines in my final essay. Guess I might as well sign up for grad school then..

Comment on Vanishing Tinsel by chris b.

chris b. — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 03:48:32 +0000

You shutting up about tinsel is going out of style.

Comment on Vanishing Tinsel by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:44:40 +0000

My mom used to SAVE the tinsel. After Christmas was over, she would spend hours plucking each strand off the tree and wrapping it back around the cardboard thing to be used again the next year. She no longer uses tinsel, but her dryer always has about 14 old dryer sheets in it.

Comment on Vanishing Tinsel by peter

peter — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:58:27 +0000

Yeah, and what were the circumstances around losing it?

Comment on Vanishing Tinsel by Ben

Ben — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 18:35:56 +0000

Hey, I used to have a Buick Regal!

Comment on Middle School Retreat Excitement by John

John — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:58:15 +0000

Well at least the Bataan Death March was involuntary and through the tropics where the worst that could happen would be succumbing to jungle diseases or the butt of a Japanese rifle. You signed up for your punishment the moment you grew your lumberjack beard.

Comment on Jonah Musto is Obnoxious by guy

guy — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 00:54:27 +0000

I noticed his YouTube account was suspended recently. Has he gotten in trouble with the law lately? You dont need to say if you dont want to

Comment on Middle School Retreat Excitement by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 17:06:35 +0000

Perhaps you’ll write a followup to this post titled, Middle School Retreat Excrement”. You know, after eating steamed eggs and gray meat and all…

Comment on The Vikings as a Microcosm by John

John — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 05:55:40 +0000

At this point of the season, having Tim Tebow infuriate the media with another win is definitely worth a Vikings loss to me. If the Broncos win the Super Bowl this year, I will stop watching football and move to Gaul, as my life could never again exceed that moment.

Comment on The Vikings as a Microcosm by Tim Hopps

Tim Hopps — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 19:08:04 +0000

And they lost. A perfect conclusion to your post.

Comment on Explaining the JLP by Alicia Huseth

Alicia Huseth — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 03:53:07 +0000

Peter, this is hilarious. Great blog, and incidentally…your dad always reminded me of John Larroquette…

Comment on Lounge With Me by John

John — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 01:34:54 +0000

I’m pretty sure you can purchase boa constrictors, though I have a sneaking suspicion your lounging fantasies are more about moments of being intensely inappropriate than they are about animal fetishes.

Comment on Thanksgiving Eve by John

John — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 03:31:26 +0000

I enjoy how this is filed under ‘raves’

Comment on It’s Getting Cold & Redundant by John

John — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 05:39:08 +0000

I read this blog post while holding a knife. Big mistake.

Comment on The Problem With Children by John

John — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:33:37 +0000

It’s been a few months since you last advised the internet not to get married.

Comment on The Marital Divide by Peter

Peter — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 19:20:08 +0000

I’m honestly glad to know your thoughts Kevin, as this was one you had little involvement in because of your baby hiatus. Someday I’m interested in trying a similar experiment…

Comment on The Marital Divide by kevin s.

kevin s. — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 17:39:05 +0000

This pulled of the feat of being a video relevant to a Christian-specific audience without being an embarrassment of fail. We need punches to the testicles to entertain newcomers who do not understand Christian pre-marital neuroses.